Ever heard of solar flares causing emotional disturbances for people as the electromagnetic field enters the earth's atmoshpere? Well, a while back we had a particularly big flare and people were talking about this phenomenom. 7 days ago a large "solar blob" - technical term - began heading for earth, arriving yesterday or so. Being scientifically minded, I have decided that this blob has induced a large area phenomenom of men behaving like pricks today.
One man, in particular, I've had the fortune to encounter continually throughout the day, has been an enormous ass. I would have thought this a localized effect if not for the gentleman in the oversized white pickup who practically crawled up my ass today on the highway, then swerved around me as though avoiding a jackknifing semi truck, and immediately cut me off re-entering the westbound lane. Again, prick.
We women have had to deal with mysterious hormonal disturbances from the beginning of creation, often causing us to leave behind our everyday personas for entirely different feelings and behaviours at certain regular intervals in our lives. So, I guess I can give the man, oh - I mean MEN - Solar-Blob- Causing-Men-to-re-enter-annoying-9-year-old-boy-state once in a while.
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